Tuesday, November 21, 2006

It's Beginning To Sound A lot Like Christmas!

Okay...it's time for another "radio rant."

Maybe you don't agree with me, but I think it should be illegal to play Christmas music before Thanksgiving! I went into my car the other day and turned on the radio...and BAM! Santa was already coming to town.

Don't get me wrong. I love the holidays. I love Christmas especially. I am no Grinch. I listen to my fair share of Silent Night and Hark the Harold Angels Sing...but in due time!

I am sorry. But I just don't want to hear about "Santa Baby" on November 13th. Let all the candy from Halloween settle in my stomach and feed me some turkey before you think about filling me with eggnog and chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

Thursday, November 09, 2006


Hear ye, hear ye. I call to order the first official meeting of the DFC (Doormats for Christ). Our mission statement is simple. As Christian women we need to be silent, timid, helpless, opinionless, incompetent, needy, brainless, and insecure. Honest--it's biblical. And not only is it biblical, but it’s the kind of girl that guys are attracted to. Christian men don’t want a woman who is intelligent and confident and sure of herself. They don’t want a woman who is strong and opinionated. They look for a girl who will never disagree, never raise an objection, and don’t even think about challenging him! Men want a doormat--so that’s what we need to be, ladies--doormats for Christ! Women, once you’re married, it’s okay to express an opinion every now and then, but only occasionally and if you do, make sure it’s not a strong opinion. But until that day, just hold your mouth and keep quiet.
(This blog entry is sponsored by, inspired by, and completely supported by Nathan Casebolt. Please direct all questions, complaints, and hate mail to him at waterlessplaces.blogspot.com.)