Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Ten Things I Learned from Watching a Clippers Game


10. Not everyone likes potato chips.

9. Drive aggressively.

8. It's fun to smuggle food.

7. If you're nice, you just might get what you ask for.

6. Skittles are easy to lose.

5. If you're patient, good things happen.

4. EBay is a wonderful thing.

3. You shouldn't wear bare midriff shirts if you're chubby.

2. Some people make friends easily.

1. Tim Duncan is a nice guy.


2 comments:

M said...

About number 10: But what about the one on the floor?
9. Should be instinctive
8. It sure is! "ha, ha! I don't have to buy your stinkin' popcorn, cause i'm packin' a PB & J in my purse!"
7. Not when I got my ticket yesterderday!
6. Don't pick em up and eat em after they've touched the floor
5. AMEN!
4. I disagree
3. AMEN!
2. yep
1. Who's that and why do you think he's nice?

The Resident Writer said...

All I can say in reply is that it's hot in Topeka.